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Kobe: (crying uncontrollably)

Kobe: (crying uncontrollably) Posted on May 12, 201710 Comments

Kobe: (crying uncontrollably)
Dad: Buddy, what’s wrong?
Kobe: Ms. Kolea said I have to sleep with girls!
Dad: Sleep with girls?
Kobe: (nodding silently through tear filled eyes)
Dad: You mean in the tent on the field trip?
Kobe: Yeah!
Dad: Oh.
Kobe: I want to sleep with my friends! No way am I going if I have to sleep in the girl tent.
Niko: It’s true…you shouldn’t! There’s no surviving girl farts! Hahah.
Kobe: I mean it! Everyone will tease me if I sleep in the girl tent.
Niko: Yeah and you know the girls will try to kiss you all night..hahahaa! While they’re farting all over you! Hahaha.
Kobe: Shut up!
Dad: Ok buddy, I’ll talk to Kolea tomorrow. We’ll get it worked out, I promise. But I guarantee you, someday sleeping in a tent full of girls won’t sound so bad…even if they’re farting.
Kobe: (Smiling)
Niko: I’ll never sleep in a tent full of girls! That’s practically suicide!

10 comments

  1. It’s true about the farting. My FAVORITE thing to do is toot on Johnny all night long. It’s my love language.

  2. “But I guarantee you, someday sleeping in a tent full of girls won’t sound so bad…”…that depends on many variables 🙂

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