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If you are a Naija bebe

If you are a Naija bebe Posted on May 13, 2017Leave a comment

If you are a Naija bebe, your skin was once green and beautiful but now something happened and it has ripe like a yellow pawpaw, block me first before I catch you.
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If you know you’re a Slay Queen, you post a single photo of your straight nose and your timeline, notification and inbox get bursted with more traffic than Google can ever boast of, even when there is a small phlegm something in the nose, block me first before I find you. I will agree I’m not your size…for the moment.:-)
You know, I want to find my future wife wherever she has been hiding so I can monitor her, count her boyfriends, know whether she can cook egusi well well and moreover, check and cross check whether she spends 24 million Naira in just a week.
I don’t want to make mistakes so I wish to plead with you to help a friend and save him the whole tedious stress of Gulder Ultimate Search for Wife Material.
You don’t want me to die before I find her, do you?
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If you know your photos get only 8 likes in 15 days and you’re a fine geh, just add me 🙂 🙂
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I bought a new torchlight this afternoon.
I’ll be on patrol by 10:00PM, once you hear ‘Freeze!’ on your timeline just go and start praying that Mark Zukerbag removes the block button 🙂 🙂 🙂 .

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